Imagine all of these events co-inciding:
1. You return home after midnight - after a long, bad day at work
2. Your flat-mate is out of town
3. You've lost your house key!
4. No one has a duplicate key
5. No doors or windows are open
Sheesh! What a mother-freakin day. (In case you are wondering how I'm blogging with all this going on... I got the building security guy to break into my house with a wire, a screw driver and an hour-long, uncertain effort. The ironies of life!)
